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49% pussycat 51% total bitch.
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Breast aficionado.
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Certified snogaholic.
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Chicks dig me.
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A little bird told me you have a big willy.
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Apparently every time you get beamed up,
your willy shrinks slightly.
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Behave yourself or else I call the police.
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Apparently every time you use your mobile phone
your willy shrinks slightly.
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Can I be your bra?
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Come play with me in the naughty corner.
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I am a bad cowgirl.
I shot the sheriff, and then I shagged his deputy.
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I can't flirt, but boy can I snog.
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