Each one of my nostril hairs is a declaration of love for you.

Be my snuffleflufflefluffyfloofywuffy- shnoopywoopyshnoooshnooo!

I am a fan of you and proud founder of the YFC (the You Fan Club).

I am so in love with you let's fly to the moon and back (we can stop there for a quick pee though if you need one).

I can't speak pvopevly, but just wanted to say, you ave the GVEATEST!

I have an eating disorder (I find you yummy!)

I wanna hug ya like da donut hugs da hole in da donut.

In the desert of life, you are my fountain, on the flat plain of life, you are my mountain, in the shopping mall of life, you are my ATM.

In the lunchbox of life, you are the surprise little yummy thing that someone snuck in.

In the rich pageant of life you are the fulcrum, the spigot, the ratchet and the gaskit, i.e. you are important and great and sensible.

Um, you're the best, basically…..

You and me, two hamsters on the spinning-wheel of life.